Envy Revised Jingle Bells
by ~Vanderin-alDomred
Jingle bells, Edward smells,
Hawkeye laid an egg,
Gluttony eat the tree,
And let’s all kill Mustang!
I sent the shrimp a bomb,
And soon he will be toast,
I will go to watch,
Laughing all the way! (Fill in evil laughter)
Lust stole Hawkeye’s dog,
And gave it to young Wrath,
I got a new knife that I’ll kill Alphonse with!
Jingle bells, Edward smells,
Hawkeye laid an egg,
Gluttony eat the tree,
And let’s all kill Mustang!
